Dear Senior Opupulepu,
They say….Hmmm! …Oh sorry, I did not even greet. How are you do? As for me and my family, we are do fine.
Senior, you remember that the Great Leopard, Nana Onsurowuo Owuobiayeowu, commissioned the legalisation of mosquito bites to fight Kobby Nanti? That was when mosquitoes were given the freedom and justice to bite anyone at all at no cost. That was when, whenever a mosquito approached you, you must squeeze your face as if you were taking in one litre of Ogyateshie, which is distilled in Bubuashie, packaged in Kaneshie, and wholesaled in Teshie, and allow the mosquito to bite you quietly.
Senior, you remember it is forbidden by law to ward off, touch, or worst of all, kill any mosquito that decides it wanted to bite you. It will bring upon you a crime more serious than treason, and it is classed as the highest degree felony, especially should you kill any mosquito performing its national service on your skin. This crime is punishable by death in this life and in the life hereafter.
Senior, Nana Onsurowuo made us understand that the only way we can drive Kobby Nanti out of Ogyakrom is to get bitten by mosquitoes which are specially trained with the tax payers’ money on how to bite and bite well,well.
Senior, let us put this matter aside. Let me refer and refresh your memory on an important issue. You are aware that when drugs like APC, Codane, Para, Miss-Aba and their associates are manufactured, we are told of their birthdays and their death days, as in when they will expire.
Senior, you are also aware that the same applies to tin-apa, sardine, corn-beef, miliki and all foods that are put in special envelopes, sealed and stamped with their names. They too, have their birthdays and death days boldly written on the envelopes.
Senior, we are informed that anything with expiry dates become the opposite after that date. So, therefore, drugs that are supposed to cure you will rather kill you when they expire, and foods that are supposed to nourish you and make you have growth and strength, will rather make you have diminishing returns, and eventually make you die, if ever you consume them.
Senior, the question everybody has been asking is what about poison? When poison is wholesome it can kill or cause a whole lots of problems in your body inside. So what will happen when a poison expires? Will it become wholesome and edible, as in consumable?
Senior, I am not saying you should locate yourself into a lab and experiment this on your body self by drinking expired poison. But if you choose to, then that is your own choosing and choice. However, do remember to bequeath all or almost all of your property and estate to me before you go ahead and take in expired poison, just in case.
Senior, the reason I am talking about expired things is that Who, as in WHO, is saying that all drugs, as in vaccines, used against Kobby Nanti do not expire after their expiry dates. I am wondering why Who, as in WHO, is saying this, and if it is true, why do they bother to put the death day or expiry date on the special envelope carrying the drug or vaccine, or whatever?
Senior, I am not understand what Dr Jonas, son of the Wilder Marian, is saying here. I suppose that before any Jonas will proclaim the prophecy of Yahweh, he must first be swallowed by a huge tilapia. From all indications, none of that happened before this Jonas, son of the Wilder Marian, went about shouting “hear you people of Ewiase, thus sayest the Lord God Yahweh, the I AM:”
Senior, must we seriously take him serious? Because, this is the case of being asked to take expired poison, and the problem here is that the Kobby Nanti vaccine he was actually referring to is Oxford’s Extra-Zenator who graduated from Oxford.
Senior, it is this Extra-Zenator from Oxford that our mosquitoes are being fed on here in Ogyakrom before they bite us. So I ask, are we safe?
Senior, it is said that the people in Idi Amin’s village have vowed not to allow mosquitoes that fight Kobby Nanti to bite them again, because they had washed their mouths and cleaned their teeth with expired Extra-Zenator from Oxford. Even the doctors and all categories of nurses, including the mia-miakro nurses, are refusing to go near any of such mosquitoes.
Senior, it was then that a certain Dr Diana (not Diana Ross or Diana Spencer), who is said to be the indelible human typewriter of the health association in Idi Amin’s village, said she was going to make all health officers do adult education small on the need to consume expired drugs to eradicate the impression among the villagers that expired drugs are not good.
Senior, I am not understand what is going on. Can somebody tell us whether if you drink at one go, one litre of expired ogyateshie, distilled in Bubuashie, packaged in Kaneshie, and wholesaled in Teshie, will you be able to walk straight like bow and arrow professionals at march past, or walk recklessly seeing two-two, three-three?
Senior, what happens to people who smoke expired weed the Ngleshie people call wee, and we call it yen?
Senior, as things stand, the mosquitoes are on stand-by to bite any human within their GPS location area or jurisdiction. What we must do is to make sure that they brush their teeth and wash their mouths with fresh and wholesome vaccines.
Senior, I am Dan, sorry I am Done!
It’s Me!
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